A reasonable argument can be made that I’ve put more thought into this than I have into any present I’ve ever purchased for a loved one. Right? You want a few ideas for simple ways to loop the Muppets into the Fast & Furious universe? Buddy, I sure hope so, because I have a bunch. My point here, to the extent I have one, is this: The Muppets and the Fast Family not so different, really.īut you probably want some suggestions. Miss Piggy did this in The Great Muppet Caper. Vin Diesel once flew across the Abu Dhabi sky in a stolen luxury car that crashed through windows from one skyscraper to another. Maybe that last one feels like a stretch to you. The energy is the same in the two universes, with whimsy and chaos and death-defying stunts. Let’s toss one or more Muppets into the stew. The time has come for at least one Muppet to join the Fast & Furious family. Anything is possible here.Īnd so, if we accept that this is a universe where anything is possible, the logical follow-up question becomes: Where do we go from here? What can the final film do that would truly catch the audience off-guard in a thrilling way? My position on this is that Jason Momoa - recently added to the cast, of course - should play Satan and Vin Diesel should drive a muscle car to Hell and defeat him with a wrench. Charlize Theron plays a cyberterrorist who has had both braids and a bowl cut. Han’s death was depicted on-screen two separate times with two separate explanations, and now he’s back, again, working alongside the man who tried to murder him, who is played by Jason Statham, whose mother in the franchise is played by Dame Helen Mirren. Ludacris and Tyrese went to space in the ninth. There was a nuclear submarine in the eighth movie. The first movie was about Vin Diesel and his crew stealing DVD players, which is kind of hilarious in hindsight. The Fast & Furious franchise, at this point, heading into its tenth and allegedly final film, is limited only by its own imagination.
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